just a short note to publicly thank my parents for providing me with a truly outstanding liver.

i have spent the last four evenings double-decker-plastered on various alcoholic beverages, with little to no consequences on my daily life.

each day i'd wake up - in various seemingly random states of clothing/nakedness - and prepare myself for a day of pain, realizing by lunch time as i ordered a beer with my steak that i was fine. indeed more than fine, the beer was just a top-up.

it was like rolling a six four times straight. i almost decided to never get sober again, but i thought about it and decided i don't feel like playing hangover yahtzee.

now i am using my entrepreneurial skills to attempt to innovate a method whereby i can unleash this power to others.

be sure to check out my future seminars: Double Your Drinking.

ash