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SHOCKING PHOTOS OF PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL ...

by TJ Swafford
Tuesday, April 1, 2008. 08:45PM
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Due to some EXPERT investigation, A gut feeling and a tireless work ethic...some recent "compromising" photo's were uncovered by YOURS TRULY...

IS Buddy F'ing Wachenheimer truly the man for the biggest job in the biggest agency...

You decide.

What REALLY happened that cold April night back in 1912...Iceberg my ASS!!!

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What was REALLY going on below deck? Stearage in NEON GREEN

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Just what kind of Laws is a man of this caliber going to write for our Agency? Look at the Cover of his Impending Mission Statement...

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I fear for the upcoming elections...I hope we chose the right candidate for the office of the Presidency...

I've also heard from OTHER agencies that the "MORAL TURPITUDE" of one Buddy f. Wachenheimer is VERY suspect.

Some of the Products Buddy is licensing his likeness to is really Corrupt and just plain WRONG...

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I'm waiting for other evidence to surface before I cast MY all important vote....as should you.

(cont later) after I bathe myself in a tub FILLED to the rim with holy water... to clean my soul of this wretchedness.

TJ OUT...for now.

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008. 03:09PM by Charleesa Harper
I love this. It's so funny
Tuesday, April 8, 2008. 03:56PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
NOBODY BUT BUDDY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008
Friday, April 4, 2008. 05:05AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Who put that silly looking pastie over my nipple? That, I have a problem with!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 05:05PM by Angela Natividad
I always knew Dr. Seuss was inherently evil and perverse. This is EVIDENCE.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 09:32AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
This is. . . B U D D Y F. (I prefer Friendly be spelled out, but this will do) W A C H E N H E I M E R . . . and I approve of these messages.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 07:18AM by Leanna Pierson
Not even YOU can make that swim suite look good...
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 06:33AM by TJ Swafford
I had a photo-journalist sneak into Buddy "Friendly's " bedroom to see if she could dig up some dirt on Buddy's "romantic interest"...and to her shock and horror...this is the evidence she found on Buddies bed... Narcissism to the ULTIMATE EXTREME with this song - looped , playing in the background.... ... href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank">Image and video hosting by TinyPic The HORROR.....THE HORROR.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 06:30AM by x x
WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE. WE CAN'T HAVE POLITICIANS STEALING OUR CHILDREN FROM OUR PREACHERS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 05:59AM by Angela Natividad
lol, buddyf. That's fucking awesome.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 05:26AM by Olivia McKinsey
I wish my boobs looked like yours, Buddy. I'm so jealous.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 05:25AM by Olivia McKinsey
Where can I find that book? My children like bedtime stories. Fun for both parents and children...
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 05:18AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
BTW, can I interest anyone in buying a Buddy light switch cover (see above)? I'm trying to raise money for the "Countless Children Molested by Catholic Priests" fund, to ease the guilt trip and pain my pal Chicken Cacciatore has because of his church's sins.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 05:16AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Let’s see, did he spell my name right… B U D D Y F. (I prefer Friendly be spelled out, but this will do) W A C H E N H E I M E R Good. (Hey, exposure is EXPOSURE, as long as they spell your name right.)
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 04:54AM by John Q Public
Buddy's got my vote. The people have spoken...
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 04:47AM by Olivia McKinsey
And, as you can see, he LOVES children. Stay away from mine...
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 04:46AM by Olivia McKinsey
Just like being a POW, choosing to wear a banana hammock is not necessarily indicative of leadership. It makes him more of a candidate for "What not to wear" though, than the presidency. I'm still voting for Buddy. He really can't be any worse than what we have in there right now.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 04:25AM by Ben Story
I don't know..... I'm thinking that Buddy should be elected, solely based on the perfection of his left nipple. Exquisite!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 03:50AM by x x
Do we really want the leader of the free world to be a man who makes this kind of choice in swim wear?
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. 03:42AM by x x
SHOCKING! TRULY SHOCKING! I AM APPALLED.