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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday-

by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Wednesday, November 19, 2008. 09:55AM
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Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008. 03:05PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
ANYTHING?. . . Shoot Dick Chaney in the face with a 44 magnum. Then Bushit.
Thursday, November 27, 2008. 02:16PM by Richard Track
Anything for my president
Wednesday, November 26, 2008. 07:47AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Thanks Dick, you're a prince
Tuesday, November 25, 2008. 05:56AM by Richard Track
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008. 05:54AM by Richard Track
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008. 05:52AM by Richard Track
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Thursday, November 20, 2008. 10:13AM by Sara Ryan
I am still devestated with grief...we were cousins ya know =D
Wednesday, November 19, 2008. 07:08PM by Jeff Fisher
Buddy - Yep, that's about 2/3 of my collection...
Wednesday, November 19, 2008. 06:44PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Jeff, is that your collection? It's very cool!
Wednesday, November 19, 2008. 06:32PM by Bret Carpenter
ehem, *cough*
Wednesday, November 19, 2008. 01:11PM by Jeff Fisher
My real imaginary friends are in mourning - http://www.tinyurl.com/yqtpt9
Wednesday, November 19, 2008. 11:08AM by Bret Carpenter
3:50 for about 20 minutes. thats funny
Wednesday, November 19, 2008. 10:21AM by michael Iva
I'm already having a crumby day today Buddy and kneaded a lift, this news doesn't help. I liked Doughboy. He joined me for breakfast many a time.