I poop on you for bad-mouthing DICK.

Richard Bruce Cheney= D I C K

You prefer Dick? May want to rephrase that.

OOPS....I must have forgotten to mention, since Bush has two feet, we put an Oprah cement boot on one leg, and a Richard Bruce Cheney (I prefer DICK) cement boot on the other. Ahh, what was your question again?

Okay, I've got it. If you let Bush die, guess who the President is?

Point taken. Let me be more specific. Can't we all just love Bush? Wait, that won't fly. Can't we all just not want Bush dead? Wait, that won't fly either. Hmmm, I'll get back to you.

Sure thing Mark! Great idea!!!!!!!!!! How's bout you loving either Charles Manson or Louis Farrakhan. Your idea, your choice, you start the movement.

Can't we all just love one another?

---Sorry, I still prefer a pretty picture of Bush's hand going down for the third time. Speaking of Oprah, let's use her as a cement boot for Bush to wear. Lefton is on his own, that dude can swim.

It depends. Is the high contrast film thicker than the black and white? I would go with the thicker, yank the film out of the spool and throw it to Bush as a life line. As I pull him in, let Lefton shoot the footage on his cell phone. He gets famous for the footage, I get famous for saving a President, and we both end up on Oprah.

What would Britney Spears do?

here's the ham would you like some butter?

The mother is ugly...(pass the ham)

Family shots are always more moving. (sugars coffee.)

... Here's the sugar... Yes, his whole family is there (even his grandma looking mother).

A good high contrast Black and white zoom of his panicked, fear ridden face, so you can see all the lines of worry and anguish around his eyes - then pass the sugar over this way please. Is Jeb there too?

Definately Black and White

FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ELSE...VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT

FUCK BUSH.......LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING REAL....I have grappled with the same problem that many parents are facing today: how to talk to your child about Jamie Lynn Spears. While this is an issue that every parent must navigate for him or herself, here are some questions that your child is likely to ask, followed by the correct answers. How did Jamie Lynn Spears get pregnant? According to her mom, Jamie Lynn was a good girl who always respected her curfew and girls like that usually don’t get pregnant. So the answer is, no one knows. Could Kevin Federline have made Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant? No. This is one of those rare instances when someone got pregnant and Kevin Federline was not involved. Now that Jamie Lynn is pregnant, will Zoey, the character she plays on Nickelodeon, get pregnant, too? No. Remember, Jamie Lynn is a real person and Zoey is just a made-up character. Plus, Nickelodeon is owned by an angry old man named Sumner Redstone who doesn’t let people get pregnant. So there is absolutely no way Zoey will get pregnant. Instead, Zoey will get cancelled. Could Hannah Montana get pregnant? I thought we already went through this. Hannah Montana isn’t a real person. She’s a character played by Miley Cyrus. Okay, then could Miley Cyrus get pregnant? No, because her dad’s always around and he creeps boys out. Are the girls on Disney’s “High School Musical” pregnant? No, the girls on Disney’s “High School Musical” are not pregnant. They have been too busy posing for naked pictures on the Internet to get pregnant. If I pose for naked pictures on the Internet, will that keep me from getting pregnant? It couldn’t hurt.

It appears as though we have a 100% disapproval rate of the Bush administration. Nobody seems to give a shit about that asshole, so he ends up getting what he deserves... a pretty picture of his hand going down for the third time.

kindly pass the sugar ...thank you

. . . on the side of sanity, reason, and justice. Cream, sugar, or do you take it black?

so where do i morally stand?

then i'll go for color. in B&W blood turns black so with all the debris around we want to see blood lotsa blood

...on dry fuckin safe land, enjoying the show with everyone else.

flood of biblical proportions, chaos, epic disaster, hopeless situation, houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.......hey Q where the hell am i standing to take this damn pictures? ...

I would help him with my right boot.

I'd have a ham sandwich, a cup of coffee, and just watch.

That could work Lefton. I would use well lit multiple 70 mm motion picture color cameras to capture ever angle possible for clarity and to make sure every glorious moment was properly captured for posterity. Then edit it, put dramatic music under, add a VO, and distribute it in every format know to man, in every venue possible, forever. A celebration of sorts.

I'd use my cell phone video camera like the guy who shot Saddam's demise. It kind of gives it that etherial "man in the crowd" look that makes it so much more dramatic.