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PHOTOSHOP DISASTER

by Richard Track
Saturday, March 22, 2008. 10:32AM
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Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter. And yes, deep down, we love Photoshop

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Friday, March 28, 2008. 06:43PM by x x
I just thought it would be fun to fantasize about retouching a parking ticket off your windshield, a loud dog barking in your yard on an early Saturday morning, or some obnoxious guy on a cell phone on the train. Make a great movie, eh? I wasn't really thinking about work, TJ, my man.
Friday, March 28, 2008. 06:41PM by x x
No, fixing crap is not my driving force. I don't think that's my mission at all. I'm not important enough to be given that responsibility. I just want to have a good time and do stuff I think is good and hopefully that my peers like as well.
Friday, March 28, 2008. 03:50AM by Richard Track
clever finding indeed TJ ...you got one star
Thursday, March 27, 2008. 04:19PM by TJ Swafford
"Wouldn't it be cool if you could go around and retouch all the crap you didn't like in the world?" Shouldn't THAT very mindset be the driving force behind WHY you want to be in this business?
Thursday, March 27, 2008. 10:15AM by Richard Track
in this case we have to give you the magic wand then
Thursday, March 27, 2008. 09:48AM by Olivia McKinsey
No, no, no... It's all about ME. It's only cool if _I_ could retouch all of the crap I didn't like in the world. Being self-centered is such hard work!
Thursday, March 27, 2008. 09:12AM by Richard Track
@Mark: Buddy is the one and only " OFFICIAL WORLD CRAP RETOUCHER" @Olivia: what's cool about Mark retouching all the crap?
Thursday, March 27, 2008. 08:48AM by Olivia McKinsey
It would be cool - if I were the only one allowed to do it. :)
Wednesday, March 26, 2008. 07:14PM by x x
Wouldn't it be cool if you could go around and retouch all the crap you didn't like in the world?
Wednesday, March 26, 2008. 08:14AM by x x
I think someone needs to retouch the retoucher... out of the picture permanently.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 01:16PM by John Q Public
tricky rocks strong, all day long
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 11:51AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Richard, consider it a done deal. Mark, great idea-done deal....sign on Buddy's office door, 'GONE FISHIN'--(FOR VOTES)
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 11:07AM by x x
In a bunker under federal protection until the organization responsible for the heinous act is brought to justice.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 09:54AM by Richard Track
where's Buddy ? when you need one
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 04:08AM by x x
Perhaps Buddy can appoint Track to the position of Director of Homeland Photoshop Security. Clearly this poster is an act of Terror.
Monday, March 24, 2008. 11:30AM by Richard Track
nor re-Decoded
Sunday, March 23, 2008. 10:31PM by arnold Santillan
photshop™® not reloaded.
Sunday, March 23, 2008. 02:55AM by TJ Swafford
Well the real disaster is that Keanu has made another movie... "totally"
Saturday, March 22, 2008. 11:31PM by Richard Track
No i am not O.K in fact i am K.O with disasters such as the above....i need a favor from you BUDDY when you become the NEXT President i need you to put all your powers to convince the ADOBE development Dept to add in their softwares an electrocution sensor ....once the user commits a disastrous photo manipulation it releases the charge of 220v...what do you say?
Saturday, March 22, 2008. 01:29PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
You OK, pal? Just checking.
Saturday, March 22, 2008. 11:02AM by John Q Public
We know from photoshop http://adholes.com/postings/2ed81c16...

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