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W A R N I N G !!!! XXXX RATED (Must be 18 years old to enter) BEWARE!!!! This is not a blog for the timid. If you don't like smut, the truth, or reality, don't enter. KEEP THE FUCK OUT! Then, neither one of us has to deal with each others bullshit or whining. WE COOL WITH DAT?

Me, I'm a real asshole... and proud of it. What’s your excuse? I am also a misanthrope and a xenophobe. My shrink suggested I start a blog at a social website as a form of therapy. Aren’t you lucky?

This blog is about HONESTY. We discuss the things that everyone says you should never talk about. Things like, but not limited to: men / women conflicts, name calling, sex, religion, politics, racial hang-ups, anti-political correctness, or your mother.

THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT BE DISCUSSING ANYWHERE ELSE ON ADHOLES...ONLY HERE ON THIS ONE BLOG. ADHOLES IS A HIGHLY RESPECTED AND POPULAR AD INDUSTRY SITE...NOT A SMUT FACTORY LIKE A_HoLES IS. See the Adholes website policy statement at Click to Open Web Page

BTW, this blog has by far and away the most comments of any blog in the history of Adholes. Why, read it daily and find out.

[Brought to you by that wonderful prince amongst pigs-- John Q. Public, A_HoLES founder, who is large and in charge, and also one extreme asshole. Copyright © 2008 JQP and authors.]

Attention all smart ass pricks and cunts! Now we have an ongoing blog all of our own, to do just that.

--It's men against women, the ultimate battle of the sexes:

--One A_HoLE starts it, another A_HoLE finishes it.

--Point / Counter point!

--Smartassee / smartassor!

--One-upmanship

--Cuss, moan, groan, bitch, complain...as if anyone here gives a flyin fuck...go ahead, do it, OK? Fine.

--NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ALLOWED! Violators will be killed.

Show us who is the best, wittiest, and clever A_HOS around...men? or women?

Celebrate your dysfunctions rather than trying to cure them. DIG?

It’s a playpen for children of all ages. A place to be rude, crude, and smart ass with each other, with no real hard feelings....It's like going to the driving range and teeing off on bitches or bastards. It's what you always wanted to say to some prick or cunt, but didn't. A place where you can vent your pent-up frustrations and despicable vile. It's much cheaper than a shrink. Try it, it works.

The secret of A_HoLES is it’s lively, smart, witty, and creative discussions that are really fucking no holds barred HONEST. Super real expressions from artists, writers, and other types of professional communicators using their talents and skills to jive pop and play with each other. The tertiary nature of this joint is almost impossible to predict. Let’s make it even more unpredictable. Malice is alive and well in all humans, particularly the weird type of professional liar types that work in a strange business like advertising, or any related or sub category. Hey, we need relief from that bullshit, no? A_HoLES is just what the doctor ordered.

(Do I look like a fucking people person?)

RULES:

Someone posts- whatever. Everyone has a shot (a comeback) at that person’s original post. Then the originator of that post can post COMEBACKS to whomever. DIG? Ahh fuck it, do whatever ya want! Anything in poor taste goes...

Anything goes (except whining & DRAMA), Ok? Okay.

Now promise you'll be good, Ok? Okay.

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Winners will be chosen by me. I’m moderator, participant, king, and the one who gives out the awards. That's fair, right?

Gold Award-A_HOLE_COMEBACKS

Silver Award-A_HOLE_COMEBACKS

Bronze Award-A_HOLE_COMEBACKS.

Honorable Mention-A_HOLE_COMEBACKS

Gold-Silver-or-Bronze-Turd-Like-Statuettes will be awarded to whoever can throw the best shit at each other.

(Gold, Silver, Bronze awards shown below BY A_HoLE-Richard 'Dick' Track. Plus, a special Honorable mention from A_HoLE-TJ Swafford. Other various custom character insult retouching also by Richard 'Dick' Track. (MY SPECIAL THANKS GO OUT TO THOSE TWO PIECES OF SHIT.)

START CHECKING YOUR PROFILE PAGES FOR AWARDS...IF YOU GOT ONE, YOU DESERVED IT! IF NOT, FUCKIN EARN IT, YOU A_HoLE!

[John Q. Public at the daily Holly (misspelled-Holy) Shit Awards presentation.]

A_Hole babes-in–the-woods

A little diddy Dick & I cooked up for you A_HoLES...The world premier of the new video ‘BURPS & BUTT BELCHES'- our newfangled daily sub weblog. Spit yours out. Take a whiff of others. Don’t be shy.

SUBSCRIBE TO BURPS & BUTT BELCHES (Inspirational thoughts Of The Day)—Says my close personal friend Titface. Spit yours out. Take a whiff of others. Don’t be shy. Click to Open Web Page

Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

IF WE CAN'T GET ALONG, LET'S GET IT ON!