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Baltimore Cop Vs. Skateboarder

by Jonah Hughes
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 12:38PM
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Tips for Touring Baltimore
Tip 1: Do not bring a box into Baltimore Tip 2: Do not call anyone named Riv-E-air-EE, 'Dude' Tip 3: Try not to laugh while getting screamed for ignoring Tips 1 and 2.
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Starring Officer RIV-E-AIR-EE and his unwitting Co-Star Innocent Skateboarder
CLIENT: Philadelphia and Washington DC Tourism / CW: Jeffrey McGivens / Jr AD: Jonah Hughes / PHOTOGRAPHER: Wishes to remain anonymous at this time

If the cop is anything like Roger Clemens, he’ll claim the video misremembers. Click to Open Web Page

THIS JUST IN: Bully Baltimore Cop Picks On Artist, Too. Click to Open Web Page

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Sunday, February 24, 2008. 08:20PM by Jonah Hughes
What a minute. Roger Clemens looks like Curly from the Three Stooges.
Friday, February 22, 2008. 06:23AM by Jeffrey McGivens
I smell bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!
Wednesday, February 20, 2008. 08:12AM by EXIT3A .com
Help him rhonda Help, help him rhonda Help him rhonda
Tuesday, February 19, 2008. 07:43AM by Jeffrey McGivens
He is ¡Loco!
Monday, February 18, 2008. 05:47PM by EXIT3A .com
Great news: Jonah has passed his drug test with flying psychedelic colors and is now authorized to network on behalf of EXIT3A.com
Monday, February 18, 2008. 05:34PM by Jeffrey McGivens
SNL should do a skit about this guy. "The Bully Cop" starring officer RIV-EE-AIR-EE from Baltimore. He harrasses the innocent while the real crime takes place under his very nose. He just doesn't see it or even hear it because he's too busy screaming at innocent citizens.
Monday, February 18, 2008. 04:10PM by Jonah Hughes
THIS JUST IN: Bully Baltimore Cop Picks On Artist, Too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orYNz...
Monday, February 18, 2008. 07:28AM by Bret Carpenter
tip top tip top
Monday, February 18, 2008. 07:03AM by Jason Hyde
Power Hungry Officer = $39,857 Salary Picking on Innocent Skateboarder = $250,000 Potential Lawsuit Spreading things through new media = Priceless
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 10:58PM by Jonah Hughes
Hello again. Thank goodness for commercial breaks. Bye again.
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 10:16PM by Jonah Hughes
Great timing, John Q, you caught me just before I logged off. My favorite invention is air. But now I must leave. There are back-to-back-to-back episodes of the Beverly Hillbillies and two of them I have not seen for months. I will pop back after I learn whether Jethro is successful mailing himself to Paris so he can meet some girls. (I have a suspicion Uncle Jed will not go for it, but that Granny will. Guess it depends on who wears the stamps in the clan.)
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 07:49PM by Jeffrey McGivens
After watching the video again, I think the cop was trying to pickup the skater's mother.
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 04:44PM by Bret Carpenter
board cops..get it ah never mind
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 03:44PM by John Q Public
This cop needs his arrogant ass kicked. This video is the foot.
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 01:28PM by Bret Carpenter
board cops...yikes
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 01:17PM by Jeffrey McGivens
Baltimore’s new tourism slogan: Baltimore. Where the cops are always on the beat.
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 01:03PM by anDrew Wallace
skateboarding is not a crime
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 01:03PM by Jeffrey McGivens
I was under the impression that The Wire was a drama not a comedy.
Sunday, February 17, 2008. 01:01PM by Jeffrey McGivens
Is this an episode from The Wire on HBO?

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