I'm not sure I'm cut out for this "junior" intern creative thing...
I do have SOME standards:
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Which explains why all the neighborhood dogs ALWAYS smell my girls hands with canine VIGOR.
V^^^V WOOF! WOOF!
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TJ, "six" they were all young ladies named Swafford.
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Mark, correct and yes.
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That's a dangerous question. I'm thinking Dr. Evil.
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which brings up the ultimate question: Just how MANY hands have been around Buddy's "business" end?
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Saturday, March 22, 2008. 02:32PM
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I don't know, Buddy. It's starting to sound to me like you are a puppet for the American people. Are you sure there's room up your rear for 300 million hands?
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Is that what you want Mark? Is that what you'd like to hear? Is that what you'd like me to say? Fine. So be it. Whatever you want. Your wish, is my command...as soon as I'm elected. Don't forget to remember, the answer to all Adholes questions is--> VOTE FOR BUDDY FRIENDLY FOR PRESIDENT in 2008! Everyone needs a friend. Wouldn't it be nice to have a Buddy in the White House when you need something.
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Saturday, March 22, 2008. 04:26AM
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Buddy, will people still be free to light their crotches on fire and stick fowl up their bums in your administration?
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You will be able to admire our economy once I make it great again. That can only happen with Adhole support...... Don't vote for anybody but Buddy.
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one has to admire the economy of Buddy's efforts.
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Friday, March 21, 2008. 01:03PM
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Wow, Buddy will use every moment to promote himself. Even a moment of confusion. He is a machine. TJ, no offense, I just couldn't follow what you were saying is all. No ill intent. I pick up pieces here and there, including the last sentence which is quite funny.
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I GET everybody. And, if everybody GETS me, I'll be your next president. So, do what is best for you, and vote for me. Thank you.
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Well I'm guessing Mark C is in the "Doesn't Get ME" line...
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I think his point is, this site is for a bunch of chicken fuckers. Or butt fuckin chickens. Wow, I haven't used the f word this much since I was in the Navy.
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Friday, March 21, 2008. 03:54AM
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I'm having trouble following the guy at the urinal. What are you saying?
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*makes the "IT'S OBVIOUS" business facial and arm gesture combo towards Mark, who seems to be the ONLY one in the meeting NOT to get what the current focus group problem is*
*then gives the "He's not gonna last too long in the Company" fish-eye stare to his co-workers around the table*
Because as AD people (impending as far as I'm concerned, hell I'm still just a wee sophomore) and the obvious free lanced psychology that comes with said territory ...we're all trying to put into words... what the White Chicken is thinking?
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Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:06PM
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Just curios, does anyone ever talk about advertising on this site?
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Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:04PM
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x x
I mean, did you people grow up on a farm? Is this what you do out there when no one is looking?
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Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:03PM
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Um, why are you all talking about an idiot lighting his crotch on fire when there's, you know... there's footage of A FREAKIN' GUY WITH A BIRD UP HIS SPHINCTER?!
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Thursday, March 20, 2008. 04:41PM
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Where in the hell is Darwin when you need him?!
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Marc...I have yet opened my Pandora's box-o-shit...Like I said earlier. 2 ears and 1 mouth = I need to listen twice as much as I speak right now. I'm not sure whats worse in here...Being the First Chicken in, or the sloppy-second Chicken who is WHITE.
Dig?
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OH DEAR Lord...I think...wait strike that...KNOW I'm going to fit like a glove(odd Michael Jackson reference)with this group.
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I say let the motherfuckin asshole burn. Who cares?
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stupid man on fire : 1c,
Olivia's comment: priceless
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Dude, they just beat his brains in! It takes someone very special to perform that trick.
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Thanks TJ, I've just wasted my whole morning sending that to all my friends.
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Only brains can prevent crotch fires
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i thought "kick balls" word had no meaning ...what a "kick ass"?
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Goddamn I'd like to kick out that fool's fire, with metal football cleats.
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