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Help me with my fires of Creativity...PLEASE?

by TJ Swafford
Wednesday, March 19, 2008. 09:56PM
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Thursday, March 27, 2008. 02:53PM by TJ Swafford
I'm not sure I'm cut out for this "junior" intern creative thing... I do have SOME standards: Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 03:40PM by TJ Swafford
Which explains why all the neighborhood dogs ALWAYS smell my girls hands with canine VIGOR. V^^^V WOOF! WOOF!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 12:17PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
TJ, "six" they were all young ladies named Swafford.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 12:17PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Mark, correct and yes.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 05:24AM by Olivia McKinsey
That's a dangerous question. I'm thinking Dr. Evil.
Monday, March 24, 2008. 09:30PM by TJ Swafford
which brings up the ultimate question: Just how MANY hands have been around Buddy's "business" end?
Saturday, March 22, 2008. 02:32PM by x x
I don't know, Buddy. It's starting to sound to me like you are a puppet for the American people. Are you sure there's room up your rear for 300 million hands?
Saturday, March 22, 2008. 01:39PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Is that what you want Mark? Is that what you'd like to hear? Is that what you'd like me to say? Fine. So be it. Whatever you want. Your wish, is my command...as soon as I'm elected. Don't forget to remember, the answer to all Adholes questions is--> VOTE FOR BUDDY FRIENDLY FOR PRESIDENT in 2008! Everyone needs a friend. Wouldn't it be nice to have a Buddy in the White House when you need something.
Saturday, March 22, 2008. 04:26AM by x x
Buddy, will people still be free to light their crotches on fire and stick fowl up their bums in your administration?
Friday, March 21, 2008. 06:26PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
You will be able to admire our economy once I make it great again. That can only happen with Adhole support...... Don't vote for anybody but Buddy.
Friday, March 21, 2008. 01:28PM by TJ Swafford
one has to admire the economy of Buddy's efforts.
Friday, March 21, 2008. 01:03PM by x x
Wow, Buddy will use every moment to promote himself. Even a moment of confusion. He is a machine. TJ, no offense, I just couldn't follow what you were saying is all. No ill intent. I pick up pieces here and there, including the last sentence which is quite funny.
Friday, March 21, 2008. 12:12PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
I GET everybody. And, if everybody GETS me, I'll be your next president. So, do what is best for you, and vote for me. Thank you.
Friday, March 21, 2008. 12:06PM by TJ Swafford
Well I'm guessing Mark C is in the "Doesn't Get ME" line...
Friday, March 21, 2008. 07:52AM by Ben Story
I think his point is, this site is for a bunch of chicken fuckers. Or butt fuckin chickens. Wow, I haven't used the f word this much since I was in the Navy.
Friday, March 21, 2008. 03:54AM by x x
I'm having trouble following the guy at the urinal. What are you saying?
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 09:07PM by TJ Swafford
*makes the "IT'S OBVIOUS" business facial and arm gesture combo towards Mark, who seems to be the ONLY one in the meeting NOT to get what the current focus group problem is* *then gives the "He's not gonna last too long in the Company" fish-eye stare to his co-workers around the table* Because as AD people (impending as far as I'm concerned, hell I'm still just a wee sophomore) and the obvious free lanced psychology that comes with said territory ...we're all trying to put into words... what the White Chicken is thinking?
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:06PM by x x
Just curios, does anyone ever talk about advertising on this site?
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:04PM by x x
I mean, did you people grow up on a farm? Is this what you do out there when no one is looking?
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:03PM by x x
Um, why are you all talking about an idiot lighting his crotch on fire when there's, you know... there's footage of A FREAKIN' GUY WITH A BIRD UP HIS SPHINCTER?!
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 04:41PM by Sonya B
Where in the hell is Darwin when you need him?!
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 04:24PM by TJ Swafford
Marc...I have yet opened my Pandora's box-o-shit...Like I said earlier. 2 ears and 1 mouth = I need to listen twice as much as I speak right now. I'm not sure whats worse in here...Being the First Chicken in, or the sloppy-second Chicken who is WHITE. Image and video hosting by TinyPic Dig?
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 03:51PM by TJ Swafford
OH DEAR Lord...I think...wait strike that...KNOW I'm going to fit like a glove(odd Michael Jackson reference)with this group. Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 10:11AM by John Q Public
I say let the motherfuckin asshole burn. Who cares?
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 10:09AM by Richard Track
stupid man on fire : 1c, Olivia's comment: priceless
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 07:09AM by Olivia McKinsey
Dude, they just beat his brains in! It takes someone very special to perform that trick.
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:42AM by Marc Lefton
Thanks TJ, I've just wasted my whole morning sending that to all my friends.
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 06:21AM by michael Iva
Only brains can prevent crotch fires Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Thursday, March 20, 2008. 01:55AM by Richard Track
i thought "kick balls" word had no meaning ...what a "kick ass"?
Wednesday, March 19, 2008. 11:07PM by John Q Public
Goddamn I'd like to kick out that fool's fire, with metal football cleats.