It was easy. The only difficult part was the multiple-choice.
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Great news: Jonah has passed his drug test with flying psychedelic colors and is now authorized to network on behalf of EXIT3A.com
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Hello again. Thank goodness for commercial breaks. Bye again.
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Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Jonah Hughes, Freelance Procurement Dept. Head at EXIT3A.com. I solicit advertising freelance projects on behalf of the writer & proprietor of EXIT3A.com. If I can be of any assistance, please do not hesitate to contact me. I am available 16/7 at http://www.exit3a.com
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After watching the NFL Super Bowl contest between the New England Patriots and the New Jersey Giants, me thinks Tom Brady’s teeth are too white and Eli Manning’s teeth aren’t white enough.
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fyuocuk
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Welcome back to Adholes!
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i think it reflects the coma we're in....
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I like the campaign but that comma still bugs me. Sorry.
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Fake? Ha! What about your hair? You couldn’t play the fiddle because when you tilt your head your hairpiece falls off.
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The fiddle looks fake to me. Sounds it, too.
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It is not a fake fiddle. It was not Made In China. My grandfather, Frederick Fiddler, gave it to me.
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Glad you found your fake fiddle, Garee B. Faker. I don't believe it jumped off a Roof Top in Baltimore. I think it was thrown off a Roof Top in Baltimore. Communications are now open so let's get down to business. What's the name of our agency once the merger is completed? RoofLid Communication or RoofLid Communications? (I am biased. I do not like RoofCover Communications).
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I found my fiddle in an alley after it had jumped off a Baltimore Roof Top. Communications are now open. I am so happy. Sing it with me: “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A / My oh my, what a wonderful day / Plenty of sunshine heading my way / Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A”
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Have you heard the news? I found my fiddle in an alley. It had fallen off a Baltimore Roof Top. Communications are now open. I am so happy. Sing it with me: “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A / My oh my, what a wonderful day / Plenty of sunshine heading my way / Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A”
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I found my fiddle in an alley. It had fallen of the Roof Top. I am so happy. Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A / My oh my, what a wonderful day / Plenty of sunshine heading my way / Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A
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A MOTHER FUCKER I MAY BE, BUT THE MOTHER I FUCK IS THE MOTHER OF THEE.....(FYI-- I say this to all my black friends who say mother fucker at least once in every sentence. They just laugh, then say mother fucker again. Hehe.)
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I'd be happy to fix any leaks in the rooftop.
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I didn't know you could say "fuck" in an ad. I wonder what else I don't know.
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Must have been a spendy photo shoot.
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There will be no mothers getting fucked by any mother-fuckers when I'm president. So, don't forget to remember, VOTE BUDDY FRIENDLY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008! VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN! Do what is best for you- VOTE FOR ME Tell twenty two friends to vote too. Thanks, so much. (Your momma thanked me too for last night.)
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jonah and the avatar
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I like ‘me whiskey on the rocks.
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Greenpeace ROCKS
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The makin’ of the whiskey does no foul to green mother earth. And enjoying a wee-little sip only makes ‘me world greener.
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I’m a supporter of Greenpeace but I found these ads offensive. I agree with the message but not the means by which the ads deliver the message. It’s shock value at its lowest.
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I do too. That’s why I told Tom to lose the, comma.
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