Roofers RoofLid Communication and RoofCover Communications Leaky Roof Top

Garee B. Faker Jump Oops

Talk of the pending merger between the two unknown agencies has turned a once friendly competition into an ugly cold sore. Jeffrey McGivens, founder and Chief Creative Officer of RoofLid Communication, has denied everything. On the other side of the graffiti-laden alley, RoofCover Communications owner, Garee B. Faker, has fallen victim to poor aerial judgment.

In addition to the agency name debacle, the location of the new agency is another hurdle that must be overcome if the two Roof agencies are ever to get off the ground. RoofLid Communication, based in San Francisco, refuses to move to Baltimore, where RoofCover Communications has been operating out of a used, RV. Said McGivens, “Who in their right mind would open an ad agency in Baltimore? It’s the most crime-ridden city in America. It has nothing to offer but bleak, crack-infested, row houses that offer zero, in fact negative zero, appeal to clients. Unless you’re targeting clients that sell guns, bullets, or drugs, I don’t see any reason to set up shop there. I sent Garee the first and second seasons of HBO’s “The Wire” but haven’t heard back. I wonder if he has a DVD-player in that RV of his.”

This reporter has obtained a list of proposed agency names, which have neither been confirmed nor denied by RoofLid Communication or RoofCover Communications. Never the twain shall meet, unless these two Roofers, standing on their respective Roof, can Top these names, and open Communications.

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