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Agency Merger Falls Through Huge Crack In Roof Top


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The venerable RoofLid Communication and the upstart RoofCover Communications, unable to agree on an agency name, pull their respective Roofs off the negotiating tabletop.

Talk of the pending merger between the two unknown agencies has turned a once friendly competition into an ugly cold sore. Jeffrey McGivens, founder and Chief Creative Officer of RoofLid Communication, has denied everything. On the other side of the graffiti-laden alley, RoofCover Communications owner, Garee B. Faker, has fallen victim to poor aerial judgment.

In addition to the agency name debacle, the location of the new agency is another hurdle that must be overcome if the two Roof agencies are ever to get off the ground. RoofLid Communication, based in San Francisco, refuses to move to Baltimore, where RoofCover Communications has been operating out of a used, RV. Said McGivens, “Who in their right mind would open an ad agency in Baltimore? It’s the most crime-ridden city in America. It has nothing to offer but bleak, crack-infested, row houses that offer zero, in fact negative zero, appeal to clients. Unless you’re targeting clients that sell guns, bullets, or drugs, I don’t see any reason to set up shop there. I sent Garee the first and second seasons of HBO’s “The Wire” but haven’t heard back. I wonder if he has a DVD-player in that RV of his.”

This reporter has obtained a list of proposed agency names, which have neither been confirmed nor denied by RoofLid Communication or RoofCover Communications. Never the twain shall meet, unless these two Roofers, standing on their respective Roof, can Top these names, and open Communications.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007. 05:12PM by Jonah Hughes
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Friday, May 4, 2007. 07:40AM by Jeffrey McGivens
Female violinist causes diplomatic uproar. http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/...
Wednesday, May 2, 2007. 07:05AM by Gary Faker
Fake? Ha! What about your hair? You couldn’t play the fiddle because when you tilt your head your hairpiece falls off.
Wednesday, May 2, 2007. 06:50AM by Jeffrey McGivens
The fiddle looks fake to me. Sounds it, too.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007. 07:44AM by Gary Faker
It is not a fake fiddle. It was not Made In China. My grandfather, Frederick Fiddler, gave it to me.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007. 07:33AM by Jeffrey McGivens
Great news! Garee B. Faker found his fake fiddle. It didn't jump off a Roof Top in Baltimore like originally reported. It was thrown off a Roof Top in Baltimore. Communications are now open so let's get down to business. What's the name of the agency once the merger between RoofLid Communication and RoofCover Communications is completed?
Tuesday, May 1, 2007. 07:16AM by Jeffrey McGivens
Glad you found your fake fiddle, Garee B. Faker. I don't believe it jumped off a Roof Top in Baltimore. I think it was throw off a Roof Top in Baltimore. Communications are now open so let's get down to business. What's the name of our agency going to be? RoofLid Communication or RoofLid Communications? (I am biased. I do not like RoofCover Communications).
Monday, April 30, 2007. 08:20AM by Gary Faker
Have you heard the news? I found my fiddle in an alley. It had fallen off a Baltimore Roof Top. Communications are now open. I am so happy. Sing it with me: “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A / My oh my, what a wonderful day / Plenty of sunshine heading my way / Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A”
Monday, April 30, 2007. 07:57AM by Gary Faker
Baltimore may be the City of Rats, Crack, Slums, etc. but it also has the world's greatest fiddle repair man.
Monday, April 30, 2007. 07:54AM by Gary Faker
I can't be bothered by business now. I found my fiddle in the alley and it took me 3 hours to find a fiddle technician to restore it. A family of rats had squatted my fiddle. I kicked out the varmints using my fiddle stick. The fiddle expert said I should get my fiddle back in a few days. I can’t wait but I’ll have to wait. Somebody play me a fiddle song. Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A / My oh my, what a wonderful day / Plenty of sunshine heading my way / Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A
Monday, April 30, 2007. 06:25AM by Jeffrey McGivens
LidCover is a great suggestion. I wonder, though, if my future partner, Garee B. Faker of RoofCover Communications, will go for it.
Sunday, April 29, 2007. 09:53AM by Richard Track
i would go for LIDCOVER as the agency name and keep the roof aside ohhhhh and forget about opening in the middle of nowhere ....neither in san fransisco nor baltimor go for KISKA island its fresh and booming
Sunday, April 29, 2007. 08:36AM by Jeffrey McGivens
I'd be happy to fix any leaks in the rooftop.
Sunday, April 29, 2007. 08:08AM by Jeffrey McGivens
Fiddle me this. What can't go up, but can come down? A fiddler on the rooftop.
Sunday, April 29, 2007. 08:01AM by Gary Faker
Jeffrey, wax my fiddle.
Sunday, April 29, 2007. 07:21AM by Jeffrey McGivens
You're such an Adhole, Garee B. Faker.
Sunday, April 29, 2007. 07:19AM by Gary Faker
Is that so, Jeffrey? I suppose you're going to say you didn't say that you wanted to merge with my advertising agency, RoofCover Communications. Tell you what. I'll meet you on the rooftop after fiddle practice. And bring your putter.
Sunday, April 29, 2007. 06:17AM by Jeffrey McGivens
I never said, “Baltimore has nothing to offer but bleak, crack-infested, row houses that offer zero, in fact negative zero, appeal to clients.” I said, “Baltimore has nothing to offer but bleak, crack-infested, row houses that offer zero appeal to clients.” I would never say such a thing. Because there’s no such thing as ‘negative zero’.