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CONGRATULATIONS!

by Richard Track
Sunday, June 22, 2008. 01:31AM
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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no Internet or chat rooms.......

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS!

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Monday, July 21, 2008. 08:06AM by John Q Public
Wednesday, July 16, 2008. 07:51AM by Bret Carpenter
sweet emotion.......
Tuesday, July 15, 2008. 01:52PM by Sara Ryan
I lived to tell about it as well. Sparkle purple banana seat with tassles on the handlebars, and I could ride from one side of town to the other without getting molested, beaten into a gang, or kidnapped. btw, Toys in the Attic Rocked hard !
Thursday, July 10, 2008. 01:34PM by Bret Carpenter
My first rock album was Toys in the Attic by Aerosmith; given to me by my dad’s best friends wife. A friend of a friend
Thursday, July 3, 2008. 09:49AM by Bret Carpenter
yeah but I could kickout......
Thursday, July 3, 2008. 06:29AM by John Q Public
...and I had a chick on that same banana seat behind me, and another one on the handle bars (I had my first three way at 11 years old). Meanwhile Bret, had playing cards attached to his front and rear frame that made noise as they hit his revolving spokes. He thought it sounded like his bike had a glass-pak car muffler.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008. 11:21AM by Bret Carpenter
and sissy bars....with the tassels
Wednesday, July 2, 2008. 09:55AM by Bret Carpenter
and it had a banana seat.....
Wednesday, July 2, 2008. 07:32AM by Bret Carpenter
Q had a huffy....
Wednesday, July 2, 2008. 07:31AM by Bret Carpenter
lovin it.....remembering the kickout with my mongoose dirt bike
Monday, June 23, 2008. 08:27AM by John Q Public
One thing that I am NOT is a high yella, Dick. You are a daddy-o, but not my daddy.
Monday, June 23, 2008. 04:40AM by Richard Track
you are not an orphan nor a bastard, John fact is i knew your mother.
Sunday, June 22, 2008. 02:30PM by John Q Public
I'm a bastard /orphan, who's know what the fuck I am.
Sunday, June 22, 2008. 02:13PM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Such a deal!