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Classic Arnold...one of my all time favorites. Thanks for posting this!
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Friday, February 9, 2007. 07:45AM
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b y
People think they are "supposed" to get old after a certain age.
This idea has been promoted daily through ad campaigns originally started by Ponce De Leon when he searched Florida for the "Fountain of Youth" .
He seized the opportunity to make big bucks. He could see that there was plenty of nice money to be made with all the retirees here.
Gotta love the dollar because it contains a lot of cents.
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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER--1. Sag, you're it.--2. Hide and go pee.--3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.--4. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.--5. Musical recliners.--6. Simon says something incoherent.
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OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to use bathroom!
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I never wanted to grow up in the first place, must less get any older. The trick is to get older without becoming a grown-up.
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PS-------VOTE- BUDDY FRIENDLY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008! Do what is best for you- VOTE FOR ME.
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Regardless of how long you live, the first 30 years are the longest part of your life.
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By the time we finally have it made, we've had it.
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From the earliest times the old have rubbed it into the young that they are wiser than they, and before the young had discovered what nonsense this was they were old too, and it profited them to carry on the imposture. - W. Somerset Maugham-
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Celebrate your youth and pass it on to me.
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Another candle on your cake, do not pout. Just be glad you can still blow it out.
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I'm happy that you are older, and I'm not.
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The seven ages of mankind: 1-SPILLS 2-DRILLS 3-THRILLS 4-BILLS 5-ILLS 6-PILLS 7- WILLS
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Another year older? Look at it this way, you're just one day older than yesterday.
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Disclaimer: If any of the below happens to you, and you are 88 or older, well, you died old. Congrats.
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Live slow/healthy. Die old. Unless you get hit by a bus, or have a seat on a plane that crashes, or inherit faulty DNA, or get smacked by a taxi while crossing the street because you forgot to look both ways, indeed either way, thanks to your iPod, or you eat some tainted chicken, or you are in the wrong aisle at Wal-Mart when a 200 lb mirror falls onto your head, or you listen to the doctor when he/she proclaims you to be perfectly healthy, or you give blood and are drained with an HIV smeared needle, or you stopped being a hypochondriac, or you are just plain unlucky. Live young. Die old.
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The older you get the younger you were.
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No doubt, any day above ground is a good one.
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007. 08:53AM
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Marc Rapp
#8, nice.
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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the longer you live, no?
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