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Cube Hell

by Jeremy Feldman
Tuesday, December 11, 2007. 10:20AM
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This may sound like a rant, but I believe it’s a serious issue.

So called open work environments, in which just about no one has an office and everyone is out on the work floor either in a cube mosh pit or in open workstations has got to be the worst way to work in advertising. Speaking as a writer, I need a door to close so I can concentrate and have some peace and quiet in order to get my work done without distraction. And what if I have to talk privately with my wife or doctor? Does the whole office need to know about my personal life? It’s demeaning and shows a total lack of respect for a company’s employees.

I know of one agency in New York in which even the Executive Creative Directors don’t have offices. If they need to have a one-on-one with an employee, they have to book a conference room. And, since that’s next to impossible, they usually take it outside or go to a Starbucks. That’s ridiculous!

Architecture/interior design firms have sold companies a bill of goods with these design schemes. They claim it increases communication, workflow and productivity. They say that they can design environments with more sunlight when offices are eliminated (although, more often than not, the offices are still there — they’re just filled by executives and pencil pushers). But what about employee morale? What about treating employees with respect by giving them a space to work in conducive to the type of work that they actually perform?

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Friday, February 1, 2008. 06:07AM by David Hogan
The worst thing that I have suffered in this type of environment is the boss who has nothing better to do than to stand over your shoulder and critique your work while it's still a work in progress. The prefect way to stifle creativity.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007. 11:41AM by Bret Carpenter
Well Jeremy just so you know I am jealous of your work environment……too many revolving doors here
Monday, December 17, 2007. 03:45PM by Barb Sallee
I always loved WKRP's Les Nessman's brilliant idea of marking his space with tape around his desk to indicate where his rightful office should be - and his huffy response when coworkers didn't respect the parameters. In our office, a closed door means an excuse to barge in and ask: A) Are you mad at someone? B) Are you feeling OK? or C) Did you know your door was shut?
Saturday, December 15, 2007. 03:55AM by Richard Track
good idea Lefton will send a request
Thursday, December 13, 2007. 08:08PM by Marc Lefton
OK I just checked out the Mother office. What an enourmous waste of high ceilings! If half your staff is literally laying down while working why not just stack up a bazillion nap pods and keep them quiet with noise cancelling speakers?
Thursday, December 13, 2007. 08:05PM by Marc Lefton
Open office is crap. Paperless workplace? I use more paper than ever. Why? Because I need to print out the bazillion conflicting emails I have about changes to my project. No way I'm flipping between Entourage and Indesign 52 times between 25 documents to figure out what the hell you're talking about. Like Jeremy, I need my peace and quiet. What can I say? I was an only child. We all have different work styles. Some like to be in a busy, open environment. Some don't. What might work best is to create a community space that's like a lounge people can chill in with their laptops, yet everyone has their own quarters to go back to if they don't want to be there. I did work at one agency that was sort of like this although the space was supposed to be just for creatives but then AEs' turned it into their own persona lunch room.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007. 08:04AM by Jeremy Feldman
Only if they win.

Cleaners are in my building every day too. But we work in advertising and generate a blizzard of documents. We need places to store them. (And please don't bore me with the "electronic workplace" argument.) Also, to my point earlier, does the entire office have to know when you schedule your next colonoscopy/GYN exam/urology procedure, or when your kid's principal calls you up to discuss why your six year old took her clothes off in the middle of gym class? And where do you meet privately with your boss to demand a raise, or is that also put on public display for everyone's entertainment?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007. 07:49AM by Richard Track
loved the "ergonomic nightmare" part...cleaners are there everyday....it's always been clean like that.....after a new business pitch this place rock's with Champagne
Wednesday, December 12, 2007. 07:37AM by Jeremy Feldman
First of all, it looks like an ergonomic nightmare. Secondly, that nice, clean, uncluttered look? Imagine what it really looks like every day when they haven't cleaned it up for the photo shoot. My current space, for example, is cluttered with file folders, decks, color print outs, schedules, etc. Imagine that place after a new business pitch!
Wednesday, December 12, 2007. 06:42AM by Richard Track
what do you think of this office?
Wednesday, December 12, 2007. 06:41AM by Richard Track
Wednesday, December 12, 2007. 06:07AM by John Q Public
No shit more harm than good! The only time I will ever be in a fucking box is when I'm dead. Then, only for a few hours while I'm being turned into ashes.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007. 05:27AM by michael Iva
You are absolutely right Jeremy! The open space concept is bullshit. Open physical space conflicts with open mental space, which is much more important in a thinking environment. We are not cattle in a pen waiting for slaughter. Or are we? Unfortunately, it's all about economics and command and control.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007. 12:36PM by Bret Carpenter
build a fort