Fake? Ha! What about your hair? You couldn’t play the fiddle because when you tilt your head your hairpiece falls off.

I bet there's a 'Made in China' sticker somewhere on that fake fiddle.

It is not a fake fiddle. It was not Made In China. My grandfather, Frederick Fiddler, gave it to me.

I found my fiddle in an alley after it had jumped off a Baltimore Roof Top. Communications are now open. I am so happy. Sing it with me: “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A / My oh my, what a wonderful day / Plenty of sunshine heading my way / Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A”

Have you heard the news? I found my fiddle in an alley. It had fallen off a Baltimore Roof Top. Communications are now open. I am so happy. Sing it with me: “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A / My oh my, what a wonderful day / Plenty of sunshine heading my way / Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah / Zip-A-Dee-A”

Nobody has commented on this blog in a long time.

Bruce, good point, pal... WHERE DO I VOTE FOR BUDDY? Go to the above events tab here at Adholes and sign my petition now. HURRY, or you’re f*cked! Tell 100 friends to vote too. ISSUES...do I have issues--NO ADHOLE WILL BE LEFT BEHIND! All companies will be forced to spend 10% of their gross income on advertising. Adholes will have the final say on how this money is spent. Adholes will be given complete creative freedom and autonomy in all matters. Adholes will get a mimium wage of $150 per hour. It will be against the law to harass or fire an Adhole. Adholes will get free medical, mental health, and drugs for life. Adholes are entitled to company cars, liberal expense accounts, 12 weeks paid vacation, and lifetime retirement income (based on the best monthly income of their life) starting at age 40 (if they chose to). Adholes will not be required to pay taxes. Don't forget to remember, VOTE BUDDY FRIENDLY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008! VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN! Do what is best for you- VOTE FOR ME! (The checks in the mail-shhhhhhhhhhh.) PS--My friend Tom gets 52 weeks of paid vacation, for good behavior. (I'll arrange a full pardon for him, after I'm elected.)

Where do I vote for Buddy? And ... oh ... by the way .... where do you stand on the "issues"?

Today, February 20, 2007 marks my second year as an Adhole. (In just three years, I will be released from jail.)

I wish I could say "thank you" too, BUT Tom, Bruce, and Jeffrey have not remembered to vote yet. I need a hell of a lot more votes than 3,000. Get to the polls, pals, I need 53,0000,000 more votes. Don't forget to remember, VOTE BUDDY FRIENDLY FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008! VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN! Do what is best for you- VOTE FOR ME!

De nada

You're not welcome.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Thank you.

Tom - I confess, I've made it my mission to visit your profile as many times as I can - often running around town using different computers. All this just to F##K with you.

Thanks again

....So glad you could make it!

If was me pal, I did it, not Jeffrey. Damn clowns. ;-)

You are welcome.