After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, coming to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet. Shortly thereafter, headlines in the LA Times read: Expert California archaeologists have found traces of a 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.

One week later, The Redneck Rebel Gazette in Tennessee reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in an empty field near Nashville , Bubba Ray Bob Johnson, a self-taught arkee-ologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing! Bubba has, therefore, concluded that 300 years ago Tennessee had already gone WIRELESS