Personal Interest

Getting Fired The Old Fashioned Way

by EXIT3A .com
Thursday, October 27, 2005. 11:55PM
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He gets tired of sitting in meetings where someone is reading a Power Point Presentation while everyone reads along with their handouts. He points out this is a terrible waste of the client’s money as well as everyone’s time. He makes the obvious observation that people do not go to Book Club meetings and read the book; rather they go to Book Club meetings AFTER they’ve read the book to discuss the book. That's why it makes sense for agency staffers to read the handout/presentation BEFORE the meeting so they have something to discuss AT the meeting. He muses aloud, “Is this public school or an ad agency?” He is fired. Again.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006. 10:11AM by EXIT3A .com
D. All of the above
Saturday, November 19, 2005. 11:58AM by Olivia McKinsey
preparedness is highly over rated.
Thursday, November 3, 2005. 10:24PM by Kennedy Grey
mine does. but it lived near an as yet undisclosed nuclear power plant in Springfield ??
Sunday, October 30, 2005. 10:55PM by Mark Adams
Three breasts? Chickens don't have three breasts. Do they?
Friday, October 28, 2005. 11:35AM by Kennedy Grey
And yet... Chimps don't make analogies. The elegance of it. Sample Chimp severance package: 1 month of bananas and you get to keep the tire. Note to self: hire more chimps.