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Haircuts that will get you laid.

by Marc Lefton
Sunday, November 28, 2004. 09:54PM
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I saw the ad in 11211 Magazine, a free color glossy for the residents of the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn: "Our haircuts will get you laid." Accompanying the ad was an article written about the salon as well, where the reporter brought her gay friend for a haircut, then followed him around the clubs to see the results. And indeed, he did wind up getting laid.

Being someone who both wants to reward good advertising and also have a haircut that gets me laid, I walked the ten blocks down Grand St. and walked in without an appointment, just like the ad said you could do. No one was in the shop except Robert, the owner. After talking about his ad for a few minutes, he told me that he knew he needed to do something to get a buzz because he's in a low-traffic area of town, and doesn't want to give cuts to the local riff raff.

Robert has a marketing background before he cut hair, so he knew that his ad had to be catchy. Now it's not only catchy, but it's getting him press as well. After talking to him throughout the haircut, he asked me to come back to him with a proposal to do some buzz marketing, which will be a great little client for Jampacks to cut its teeth on.

Robert is quite the character though. In addition to the haircutting business, he sells porn, metro cards and other hair care products to subsidize his $17 prices.

My haircut is great-I got laid three times during the walk home. Well, not really. But I definitely felt like a few girls who walked by checked me out. I'll keep you posted on whether or not it works.

Meanwhile, I'd love opinions on this advertising campaign. He was a little scared and wanted to change it to "might get you laid" but I told him to keep it as is and put a funny disclaimer like "Individual results may vary. Jerks not included."

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Monday, February 21, 2005. 04:05PM by Mary Crosse
Well, the beer, the large breasts in revealing shirts, the sports/porn and pizza is not exactly free...the haircuts cost double what a normal haircut would cost.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005. 09:51PM by debbie sharabi
Thanks for the laugh Marc..I have a feeling that guy will get a great deal of business..
Wednesday, February 16, 2005. 09:44PM by Marc Lefton
Wow we should start something like that and serve free pizza.
Friday, February 11, 2005. 10:40AM by Mary Crosse
My sister's fiancee was telling me about all of these salon's for men that are popping up in Portland, Oregon. You get beer while your hair is cut by women with very large breasts who rub up against you a lot and you watch sports. They are very overpriced, but apparently, very popular. Haircuts in the Maxim world.
Tuesday, February 1, 2005. 12:24PM by Marc Lefton
I believe it is a unisex offer. In fact, the case study in the article used a gay guy. I guess one could argue that it's easier for them to get laid :) At the very least, Robert has the talent to give high quality haircuts but refuses to charge more than $17 for a cut because he's above the pretention. On your way home you can stop at the Alligator Lounge where you get free pizza with you beer. Williamsburg rocks!
Thursday, January 27, 2005. 02:29PM by Michael Berkman
sorry for the broken english of my last post, I was busy cutting my hair at the time. Which poses the question, if you cut your own hair does masterbation count as sex?
Thursday, January 27, 2005. 02:25PM by Michael Berkman
Thank god my for the bald look. I just bought an cordless head shaver from Japan on ebay for like $100. I'll never pay for a haircut again - now that's sexy. Unless you have a head shaped like a football...
Wednesday, January 26, 2005. 07:07AM by Chris Ebmeyer
This cut is getting me laid like new carpet.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005. 12:24AM by Hoang Uyen ("Wing") Nguyen
SEX SELLS! That's all I have to say!
Tuesday, January 25, 2005. 03:18PM by Marc Lefton
well, he's in kind of a creepy neighborhood so I don't know how much good it's doing him yet
Tuesday, January 25, 2005. 03:14PM by Kim S
Great copy, terrific... how's business?
Wednesday, December 22, 2004. 12:21PM by LIEM NGUYEN
excuse me for being naive. but what is this i hear of called "sex"?
Friday, December 17, 2004. 05:22PM by Steve Portigal
Here's a piece about other things that get you laid http://www.metafilter.com/mefi...
Wednesday, December 1, 2004. 01:24PM by noreen sullivan
I did it was me.
Monday, November 29, 2004. 05:00PM by Jesse Tayler
I had a really bad Mullet which I thought was the low point in my hair-life - that haircut got me more attention than the extreme-lame haircut I have now - since I'm never getting laid, I can now say with certitude that the haircut makes the man.
Monday, November 29, 2004. 04:51PM by Marc Lefton
True John. And yes, Noreen, John is rocking what I call the ad man mullet
Monday, November 29, 2004. 04:13PM by noreen sullivan
Speaking of haircuts I heard John has a Mullet is this true?
Monday, November 29, 2004. 04:02PM by john follis
He said it'll get you laid. But notice he didn't say by when ;)
Monday, November 29, 2004. 02:23PM by noreen sullivan
Hey why not post your haircut like hot or not...Would you do Marc with this do...?