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Advertising 101

by john follis
Thursday, November 18, 2004. 11:10PM
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Some people think that creating a great spot is tough It's not. At least if you follow this simple formula:

1) Use a baby. Babies work especially well when they: a) talk. b) sing. c) dance.

2) Use an animal. As a rule, dogs and chimps work best. However, guerrillas, lizards, mice, frogs, pigs, cats, chickens, rabbits, squirrels, raccoons, chipmunks, alligators, goldfish, ostriches, any kind of bear, and elephants are all acceptable options. As a general rule, avoid snakes, rats, bats, insects, worms and other invertebrates. And -- as with babies -- talking, singing or dancing is highly recommended.

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Sunday, February 6, 2005. 09:52AM by steven chessin
The purpose of humans is "Monkey see monkey do" ... which is why I love the new Budweiser commercials ... copes of the milk commercial ... that show we are dumber and more predicatable than monkeys. Commercials all say, "Be like me .. I did it so you can do ... it made me happier ... thinner ... richer ... yada."
Friday, January 28, 2005. 08:55AM by Rubin "Cheeky" Cheek
I was going to respond with a bit of wry, perhaps, even slightly twisted humor (I’ll reserve the twisted shark bit for some kind of brainstorming forum that Marc may add to this wonderful site at some later time), but seriously…dolphins, porpoises, whales and sharks also have been used very effectively. Humans just love seeing them. Something in our psyche is touched by them. Sharks are a particularly interesting case in that you don't always have to see them in the spot. Just the suggestion that they are around or "out there", or simply a dorsal fin or two, is enough to evoke powerful human emotions…sometimes even a touch of humor. Interesting stuff.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005. 12:15AM by Hoang Uyen ("Wing") Nguyen
I think it depends on the product, audience, and time. I agree that babies and animals are attention-getting; however, would you want to use a baby for an alcohol commercial?
Friday, December 3, 2004. 08:16AM by noreen sullivan
So here is the question are the ads for ad people or people...I loved the Subs but most people didnt...though I want to meet the account rep that sold that in... Babies make nuts...dont get me wrong I love babies but baby talking babies in commercials make me gag...though I like the concept of used babies...jaded creative.
Thursday, December 2, 2004. 11:44PM by Mary Crosse
i loooooooved the Quiznos ads. It's the first time I've ever gone to a company's website after watching a commercial, scouring the web for info about it and emailing it to all of my friends. i'd get so excited everytime it came on tv, because they were just so weird, i couldn't help but be drawn to them. seth stevenson wrote a great review of it on slate.com - you can search the archives.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004. 11:42AM by john follis
Great stories Chibi.
Monday, November 22, 2004. 10:37PM by chibi alfa
Very funny and true. My CD has this personal effort to put puppies in every storyboard we are doing, and always rejected by our clients since doggies are restricted in this so-called Moslem country (sigh). Another thing that I have learned that migth works : 1. Make a beauty ad looks like a household ad ordo it the other way around. help to make an unexpected pay off ending (i guess) 2. Invertebrates can be ok sometimes. I like this green tea ad from Thai who won gold at Cannes. they use 3d animated worm who climbed up to the top of a tea tree, because the best tea leave is on the top, only to find that it has gone, taken by the brand (which only use the best tea leaves). Great idea, very funny execution :)
Monday, November 22, 2004. 05:25PM by noreen sullivan
Well it is a joke but it also works.
Monday, November 22, 2004. 04:57PM by Jessica Scarane
haha! This is even stuff they've told us in class here. I've always hoped the joking manner in which it was said really made it joke. Guess not.
Friday, November 19, 2004. 08:58AM by ed burgoyne
and I was thinking of going to the Quiz for lunch...
Friday, November 19, 2004. 08:57AM by ed burgoyne
...(barfed over shoes)
Friday, November 19, 2004. 08:41AM by noreen sullivan
Oh I did date a guy once who would say in a deep sort of cutsie voice "doggies" when a comercial with a dog came on or "kibbies" for cats...or whatever animal as well...he also did it forl "old lady" or "babies"then he would chortle a bit. An otherwise attractive and intelligent person would have a forest gump moment in response to this type of advertising.
Friday, November 19, 2004. 08:38AM by noreen sullivan
Marc you forgot they all have to be singing and dancing and in heaven.
Friday, November 19, 2004. 08:36AM by Marc Lefton
At BBDO I learned the above, and:

Use fat, doofy guys who do something stupid and make a funny look afterwards, or get a frown from their wife.

Use a celebrity and put them in an unexpected situation

Use a fat guy who runs into a celebrity in an unexpected situation and does something stupid. His wife stares at him, and then his baby has a conversation with his dog.

Friday, November 19, 2004. 08:18AM by john follis
I smell some stand-up material
Friday, November 19, 2004. 08:11AM by noreen sullivan
Ok what about the ambiguous nature of the dead? rats? used in the animated--re-animated "WE LOVE THE SUBS" music video comercials for Quiznos. My nephew had nightmares about them. Yet I went to Quinznos on purpose. Because anyone who would use a dead animal to sell a sub is a mastermind in my book. The ads were pulled. While I was at Quiznos the one and only time I was there. I ordered a vegitarian sub. A woman with a thick frame, over size glasses, and a robust woman asked me..."Do you want to know why I am a vegitarina?" This is wherer my companion says I went wrong. I said why? She told me how her sister grew a third breast not in the center like Chandlers nipple but underneath along the ribcage like cat. It was from beef hormones in Iowa where she was from. She continued telling how all three lactated profusely. Then I imagined little kittens nursing on massive mammories, crawling and pawing and mewing.