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The truth about working in an ad agency

by Richard Track
Thursday, August 14, 2008. 10:26AM
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1. You work weird (night) shifts... Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy... Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed... Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this."

JUST LIKE A PROSTITUTE!!!

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Thursday, September 4, 2008. 11:45AM by Keith Pape
no more wire hangers!
Sunday, August 17, 2008. 12:56PM by John Polnik
I thak god everyday for another day in the Ad core! Hoo Rah!
Friday, August 15, 2008. 05:28PM by Richard Track
you are not a prostitute, you are a biatch
Friday, August 15, 2008. 07:59AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
We are all whores, except me. I am a PROSTITUTE.
Thursday, August 14, 2008. 03:26PM by John Q Public
Dick, did you get any quotes from my hooker Sherry Easton for any of these messages?
Thursday, August 14, 2008. 01:58PM by Richard Track
yep you are one
Thursday, August 14, 2008. 11:34AM by Thom Dinsdale
So what your saying is...