People don't follow instructions because they are lazy or their know it all egos won't allow them to, plus the instructions are usually written so poorly no one could understand them even if they weren't lazy or egotistical.

Instructions are important, why don't people use them more often?

Tom, why do you carry a stop sign in your back pocket?

Me? I have two signs. One is a stop sign that I carry in my back pocket, and the other is a highway sign that I carry on the Internet. http://www.exit3a.com/

Speaking of rubber signs, this just in from CNN: Police shoot rubber bullets at crowd after demonstrators throw rubber rocks at police. http://www.cnn.com/video/partners/cl...

It's a sign of the times

its all about the prizes

What's your sign Tom?

All signs point to signs.

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It's awful hot in here, will someone turn up the air conditioning Bret?

Everyone, please be safe.

wouldnt think of it mister president

Bret, no dancing, please

The in is out, you are hereby advised!

ATTENTION ALL "AHOLE" VISITORS--Please remain seated for the entire performance. Thank you-- The management.

Gentlemen, your aim has helped. Stand closer it's shorter than you think. ;-)

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Instructions are important Buddy, thank you for mentioning that point. You will be a great president.