Despite the fact that at this stage in my life, I don't take any major mood altering or pyschotropic drugs and to the best of my imagination don't work out of any flashbacks, I nonetheless often daydream about odd things. I was thinking to myself that it was unfair that Monkeys got to have these cool prehensile tails and we don't. Not that I want to live in trees, but it would be convenient to be able to swing around a fence now and again as opposed to having to walk around. I think it would be cool to be able to bolg away with your hands and use your tail to feed yourself lunch at the same time. Remote controls that are often just 6 inches or so would no longer be a problem. It would also be helpful when you have to do the beer run at a ballgame and you're trying to juggle 4 cups of beer, 3 bags of peanuts and 2 hotdogs.

Anybody else wish they had a prehensile tail? Ever wish that your knees bent backward instead of forward? Any bizzare thoughts creep into your daydreams?