...everyone has one... and most of them stink. (I like the ones with pieces of corn protruding out.)

Remember... Opinions are like adholes...

Great! Now I have a label and can tell people its completely intentional.

... and BTW ... the adverstising spin on your post should be evident with the simple fact that when an idea gets criticized - creatives think they're getting the "honest" truth... what they're really getting is opinion No. 2,463...

TJ, firstly - you are a fast reader - that's more like 8 minutes than five. Secondly, I tell my kids to never tell a lie 'cause they'll always be found out, yes the truth hurts, and I live on the end of that ugly stick everyday. Thirdly, just because some of us move through our lives being honest - as painful as it can be - doesn't mean one should be an asshole while they're being honest. Being an ass and being honest don't go hand in hand, unless you're just downright mean and you don't care - which is what the interviewee is in this case: an asshole. Personally - I've managed to piss off just about every one of my friends, why are they still my friends? Because I'm the one person they know they'll always get the truth out of... And yes, I've known for more than twenty years that men think about sex every three minutes... this knowledge makes it so much easier to deal with the true pricks of the world... intersting manipulation of the female anatomy, unless of course that's your butthole :P

then maybe you should skip the foreplay ...altogether.

4:48 minutes of waste

...Two for Kim...Three for Kim

...One what?