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PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Saturday, May 10, 2008. 02:25PM
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To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,

NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED!

For 2008, could you please just send money, wine, movie tickets, gasoline vouchers and airline tickets instead?

Thank you! Buddy

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Monday, May 12, 2008. 02:00PM by John Q Public
Buddy is just a man with slicked-back hair, does that make him a sleazeball? No, his run for president of the USA does. Me, I've always been a sleaze, so what.
Monday, May 12, 2008. 07:18AM by Sonya B
I saw this and thought of your caricature. It must sympathize. http://www.theonion.com/content/news...
Sunday, May 11, 2008. 07:20AM by John Q Public
No, I'm the best kisser.
Sunday, May 11, 2008. 06:16AM by Buddy 'Friendly' Wachenheimer
Any woman in their right mind knows I'm the best kisser, zodiac sign aside. Luck is for rabbits.
Sunday, May 11, 2008. 04:21AM by John Q Public
A "FUCK YOU A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY." Good morning Buddy, and FUCK YOU A_HOLE! Play it forward or die.
Saturday, May 10, 2008. 04:10PM by Sonya B
Funny. I just got one from my step-mom last week that listed signs of the zodiac that told how good of a kisser each was, its characteristics, and how many years of bad luck would fall upon each sign for not forwarding it to 15 more people. Idiocy.