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Clothespin and skin alphabet…

by John Q Public
Sunday, January 27, 2008. 02:33PM
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My friend Amsterdam-based artist Thijs Verbeek created an alphabet using clothespins and skin. Perfect for any adho, no?

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008. 08:42PM by John Q Public
nbcghcfefqMLJAVB
Sunday, March 30, 2008. 03:04AM by x x
I poop on you for defiling the sanctity of my marriage.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008. 06:55PM by John Q Public
I feel for your wife, Marc. (In fact I'd like to feel up your wife.) bacsncbjashgdqvx,mz<
Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 11:46AM by x x
I meant ouch in a good way. Like when your assistant burns my initials into my bird nads.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 10:54AM by John Q Public
xoxoxoxox ;-)
Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 09:22AM by x x
Ouch.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 08:55AM by John Q Public
When did the not having sex part start? On the honeymoon?
Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 04:12AM by x x
Although you have to condense the type a bit.
Monday, March 17, 2008. 09:08AM by x x
I've been married over 11 years, of course I'm not having sex. As for type size, yeah, 4 pt should do it. But make it bold!
Monday, March 17, 2008. 07:55AM by John Q Public
Wait! Hold the presses. I just found out my arch welder can do 4pt type. Maybe I can help Mark after all (but only with the'M'-no room for the 'C').
Monday, March 17, 2008. 07:52AM by John Q Public
I AGREE WITH IVA---"Small happens" to you! "Small is (never) the new big" NOT when it comes to penises. And, forget about "it's not what you have, but what you do with what you have" that doesn't cut it either. Sorry Charlie, only prime length here. In other words you're fucked Mark, or should I say you're NOT getting fucked Mark?
Sunday, March 16, 2008. 01:23PM by x x
Wait, I'll do a new ad campaign to change perception. The theme line: Small is the new big.
Sunday, March 16, 2008. 01:22PM by x x
Yeah, I just wish small would happen to some other guy.
Sunday, March 16, 2008. 08:15AM by michael Iva
Small Happens
Saturday, March 15, 2008. 12:56PM by x x
I wish my lower half were canine. I got stuck with a bird dick. (sigh)
Saturday, March 15, 2008. 07:19AM by John Q Public
Oh shit! I bought the arch-welder, but forgot to buy some tweezers. Sorry David, Mark, my assistant can't write your initials on your shafts without tweezers. So, in this case I guess THERE means... Walgreens.
Friday, March 14, 2008. 05:40PM by x x
Hey, what if we just start with our initials, then take it from there?
Friday, March 14, 2008. 11:40AM by x x
lol
Friday, March 14, 2008. 09:37AM by John Q Public
Yes, these are my choppers. Real, not alleged. My life is for sale, at the right price. Make me an offer, boys. Meanwhile, I'm off to buy an arch-welding machine for Mark.
Friday, March 14, 2008. 07:48AM by x x
If this truly is your assist, she can write on my shaft with a wood burning kit.
Friday, March 14, 2008. 07:41AM by David Hogan
Your assistant can write on my shaft anytime.
Friday, March 14, 2008. 06:13AM by x x
Seriously, is this your assistant? If so, I want your life.
Friday, March 14, 2008. 06:07AM by John Q Public
You're a dog (at least half is), trust me you got a shaft. May I introduce my chopper(s) to your doggie half? Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Friday, March 14, 2008. 05:46AM by x x
Also, the bottom half of me is a bird. I'm not sure if I even have a shaft.
Friday, March 14, 2008. 05:46AM by x x
Hmmm... you have a pic of this alleged sexy assist?
Friday, March 14, 2008. 05:33AM by John Q Public
FREE SAMPLES GIVEN TO INDUCE YOU INTO DOING MORE...Women, your initials put on one breast. Men, my sexy female assistant will put your initials on your shaft. Can I take your order...who's first?
Tuesday, March 11, 2008. 06:56AM by John Q Public
Can I take your order...who's first?
Monday, March 10, 2008. 07:52PM by arnold Santillan
imagine jared from subway spelled the whole alphabet around his waist.
Monday, March 10, 2008. 06:45PM by x x
Wow, my last name is Cacciatore. So it would hurt like a mother fu**er to spell my name. This is disturbing, weird and most definitely art. Very fresh. It's something that stays with you.
Monday, February 18, 2008. 06:26AM by Tracey Lawrence
Ow! Quit it!