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Sunday, March 30, 2008. 03:04AM
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x x
I poop on you for defiling the sanctity of my marriage.
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I feel for your wife, Marc. (In fact I'd like to feel up your wife.) bacsncbjashgdqvx,mz<
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 11:46AM
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x x
I meant ouch in a good way. Like when your assistant burns my initials into my bird nads.
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xoxoxoxox ;-)
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 09:22AM
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x x
Ouch.
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When did the not having sex part start? On the honeymoon?
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008. 04:12AM
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x x
Although you have to condense the type a bit.
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Monday, March 17, 2008. 09:08AM
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x x
I've been married over 11 years, of course I'm not having sex.
As for type size, yeah, 4 pt should do it. But make it bold!
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Wait! Hold the presses. I just found out my arch welder can do 4pt type. Maybe I can help Mark after all (but only with the'M'-no room for the 'C').
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I AGREE WITH IVA---"Small happens" to you! "Small is (never) the new big" NOT when it comes to penises. And, forget about "it's not what you have, but what you do with what you have" that doesn't cut it either. Sorry Charlie, only prime length here. In other words you're fucked Mark, or should I say you're NOT getting fucked Mark?
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Sunday, March 16, 2008. 01:23PM
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x x
Wait, I'll do a new ad campaign to change perception. The theme line:
Small is the new big.
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Sunday, March 16, 2008. 01:22PM
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x x
Yeah, I just wish small would happen to some other guy.
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Small Happens
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Saturday, March 15, 2008. 12:56PM
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x x
I wish my lower half were canine. I got stuck with a bird dick. (sigh)
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Oh shit! I bought the arch-welder, but forgot to buy some tweezers. Sorry David, Mark, my assistant can't write your initials on your shafts without tweezers. So, in this case I guess THERE means... Walgreens.
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Friday, March 14, 2008. 05:40PM
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x x
Hey, what if we just start with our initials, then take it from there?
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Friday, March 14, 2008. 11:40AM
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x x
lol
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Yes, these are my choppers. Real, not alleged. My life is for sale, at the right price. Make me an offer, boys. Meanwhile, I'm off to buy an arch-welding machine for Mark.
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Friday, March 14, 2008. 07:48AM
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x x
If this truly is your assist, she can write on my
shaft with a wood burning kit.
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Your assistant can write on my shaft anytime.
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Friday, March 14, 2008. 06:13AM
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x x
Seriously, is this your assistant? If so, I want your life.
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You're a dog (at least half is), trust me you got a shaft. May I introduce my chopper(s) to your doggie half?
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Friday, March 14, 2008. 05:46AM
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x x
Also, the bottom half of me is a bird. I'm not sure if
I even have a shaft.
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Friday, March 14, 2008. 05:46AM
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x x
Hmmm... you have a pic of this alleged sexy assist?
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FREE SAMPLES GIVEN TO INDUCE YOU INTO DOING MORE...Women, your initials put on one breast. Men, my sexy female assistant will put your initials on your shaft. Can I take your order...who's first?
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Can I take your order...who's first?
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imagine jared from subway spelled the whole alphabet around his waist.
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Monday, March 10, 2008. 06:45PM
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x x
Wow, my last name is Cacciatore. So it would hurt like a mother fu**er to spell my name. This is disturbing, weird and most definitely art. Very fresh. It's something that stays with you.
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Ow! Quit it!
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